CALIFORNIA January 13, 2026 – Comedian Nikki Glaser, who hosted the 83rd Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 12, 2026, has revealed a joke targeting Brad Pitt that was ultimately scrapped from her opening monologue.
In a post shared by entertainment outlet Variety, Glaser disclosed the unused bit, which took aim at Pitt’s nomination for his role in the Formula 1 racing film F1, while highlighting perceived double standards in Hollywood casting based on age and gender.
The full joke read:
“Brad Pitt is nominated for his role in ‘F1’ tonight. See, that’s what I love about Hollywood. When a man turns 60, he gets to play a racecar driver. Meanwhile, after 35, every role for a woman is a tired mom who hates her life. And Brad, you were so good I was almost convinced that you’ve driven yourself somewhere in the last 30 years. But Brad did a lot of his own driving in the movie. And Brad, I don’t want to embarrass you, but your blinker was on the whole time there.”
The quip combines commentary on ageism in the industry with light-hearted jabs at Pitt’s personal life and driving skills. Glaser has since discussed several cut jokes in post-event interviews, including on The Howard Stern Show, where she explained decisions to avoid more politically charged material.
Pitt, 62, earned a Best Actor nomination in the Drama category for his portrayal of a veteran racer in F1, directed by Joseph Kosinski. The film has been praised for its high-octane action sequences.
Glaser’s actual Golden Globes monologue drew mixed reactions for its sharp roasts of celebrities and the hosting network, but was widely noted for keeping the ceremony energetic. The revelation of the unused Pitt joke has sparked online discussion, with some praising its topical edge and others questioning why it was cut.
Source: Variety
About The Author
